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Being socially aware

It all starts with listening. You’d be surprised how much you can tell about a girl just by listening to her. Not because what she’s saying really matters, but because there is always an underlying tone to everything. You start to take note of her true personality.

I was out with a friend a few weeks ago and after noticing one of the two girls at the other end of the bar giving me the ol’ eye a few times I went over to initiate the conversation with the other one. They turned out to be somewhat guarded and made a few sarcastic remarks, but they were playful and, in the end, quite friendly. One of them had a stunning body. Voluptuous but firm with a lovely, taut stomach…

As the night progressed we escalated the physical contact and neither of them seemed to mind it. After a while though, I started to pick up on some of the things The Body was saying -mostly related to money. It seemed to come up more than in the usual conversation, she started “charging” for each part of her body that he touched and he was probably a good 10 grand in the hole by the time they’d left. When I grabbed her ass and gave it a good squeeze her only remark was that it would cost me $100 instead of the usual $10 for the more PG parts of the body.

If you guessed Stripper likeĀ  I did, you’d be wrong. She was an escort. I found out when they got picked up by a pimp in a Land Rover I recognized from one of the condos I deal with.

The moral of the story here, obviously, is if a girl talks about money, she’s a probably a hooker….proceed as you wish.

What up bitches!?

I decided that’s how I’m goin to approach girls from now on, but I’ll say it with a big smile and a twinkle in my eye. It’s really quite disarming, if you start off calling a girl a bitch, but say it like it ain’t no thang, how bad can it really be? As far as I’m concerned, until they talk to me, they ARE bitches anyway.

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