It’s stupid, she’s actually a law school student, but the whole thing about how we met and what happened is very college-like.
My best wing and I headed out to our favourite crawl-zone, well away from the entertainment district, closer to home and more for those people in the know. I can’t stand the young crowd, those fuckers don’t know how to handle their liquor nor how to have a good time. Wow, you’re old enough to drink, you’re so awesome you puking fuck! I digress, we decided to check a very well known haunt that we’d been avoiding for some weird reason. I knew it would be good as soon as we got there, not because of the hipster looking guy at the door wearing nothing but his skivvies, but because he was surrounded by girls who seemed to think it was great stunt. With that kinda attitude, you can bet on a good time even in Baghdad.
I slapped a couple of girls asses with my gloves on the way up the stairs, instead of giving me dirty looks they laughed and whooped it up. Now admittedly, the crowd was young, 20-25, but laid back – lookin to have a good time more than to impress. I saw the co-ed relatively soon after checking the coat, she was carrying her beer and I mine so I cheers’d it and walked on, but I noticed the look, she looked happy I did it. She a was cute, a light skinned black girl with sensual lips. Bob and I mingled with the crowd and Bob went off with a friendly blonde closer to the dancing area (I wouldnt call it a dance floor). I bopped around nearby drinkin my lager and scoping the scene, the thing is, I didn’t want to be obvious about scoping the scene, it looks sketch (I’ve become pretty good about being nonchalant in scoping the scene). On my right was an ADD struck girl fleeting like a hummingbird between her girlfriendfriend and the guys nearby (including myself) , I thought she would be a good target but when I saw her start making out with the friend I lost interest; I find attention seeking bitches a real turn off.
The co-ed was somehow near me so I asked how her night’s going and if she was off school (I was pretty sure she’d be in school). We had a good little chat and started dancing together, I was just feeling good and not trying to perv her or be an idiot about it, I think I was giving off a good vibe because when I put my hand round her waist to bring her closer she responded in kind. Hook, line, and sinker – I knew I had her. I gave it till the end of the song to start making out with her and, as expected, she was more than happy to. It was getting near to last call so we went to the bar to get a new beer we would share (seriously, the things you do with strangers when you’re drunk) but we didn’t make it. I asked if she wanted to get out and she said yes, this time I was surprised -believe it or not, I don’t take many girls home the night I meet them, I tend to work on it over a couple of dates, but hell yeah, I’ll take that. To make a long story short, her tall friend wouldn’t let her come by but had no problem letting me go over.
I ditched the Wing, he understood, I’d expect no less of him, and took a cab to the friend’s place where she was staying in another friend’s bedroom who was away for the holidays. This was the point where I realized I didn’t have a rubber on me. She didn’t either, and if the room we stayed in had any, we didn’t find em. So we made out some more and in our drunken stupidity fucked without a dome- well I don’t know if two strokes counts as fucking, but I put it in bareback and took it out when I realized that’s just not something I do. “That felt so good, baby, I’ll come over tomorrow and we can fuck all night” she whispered, then she asked “when was the last time you got tested?” I was a bit fed up with the whole thing, “A few months ago, like four or five, but I never fuck without a condom, this was the first time.” I think I said that more to make myself feel better, I know I’m clean, it’s her I don’t know about. Fuck it felt stupid, plus I had blue balls.
When we woke up in the morning we 69d for a bit and then I went home.
